Interviewer: Rubberboy how do you feel about the death of Fred Phelps?
Rubberboy: We need to speak good of the dead…he’s dead…GOOD!! I think that’s a quote from Bette Davis but I’m not sure. I can certainly expand on breed discrimination and genocide. Take Hitler and his plan. He knew how to work it. Jews were not the only ones, but they were the only group large enough to be noticed. People like Fred Phelps breed hate and all I can say is that I wish he hadn’t gone over to the dark side. It’s all the same with these guys. Look at what is happening with Russia.
Interviewer: Do you think Putin will walk into the Ukraine?
Rubberboy: Yes. Then whatever is next to that. I think given the opportunity he will do whatever the hell he wants. He too is power hungry. But I believe he thinks he is rebuilding a Russia that is long gone. It’s done. Move on. But not into other countries that don’t want you there. AND you know it’s not safe for minorities, especially umons. I heard that they were thriving over there. Because it’s so cold, they can conceal their blow holes as well as additional limbs, etc. Funny how things happen. Russia had always been considered a safe place for us because of the conditions. Cold, food shortages. We could virtually go unnoticed. That is until the secret got out. Then the witch hunts began. We were shipped off to parts unknown, Siberia, Bakers. It’s hard to kill us and we keep multiplying. As a matter of fact judging from the appearance of the people over there, I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the population was umon.
Interviewer: Interesting take on the situation.
Rubberboy: Yes. I think because we umons multiply so rapidly, Putin probably needs the space and that’s why he marched into Crimea. Gotta put people somewhere.
More to come…