Interviewer: Why Johnny Depp?
Rubberboy: I think he is beautiful and awesome.
Interviewer: JD is human and you are umon. Does that matter to you? I was under the impression that umons were not attracted to humans. Am I wrong in assuming this?
Rubberboy: Yes. We are attracted to our predecessors but they are not usually attracted to us. That is very rare and too bad. I think if we were to interbreed, perhaps the human aspect to the species would continue to thrive. At least for a bit longer. But I am hopeful. I think the humans will come around eventually.
Interviewer: Not to stray too far off the topic, but how did you land the cameo in Tatt-Talk?
Rubberboy: That was a wonderful surprise.