May 26, 2014
Ivan’s Memorial Day Founders Address To The People Of Karpland.
Memorial Day is extremely important in the United States. We here in Karpland would like to extend our respect and gratitude to the service men and women who lost their lives in the Battle Of The Emancipation Of Karpland. Until a few years ago, these soldiers were the opposition in our struggle to obtain freedom from oppression and genocide; we are extending an olive branch just to say no hard feelings. In addition to our saying no hard feelings, we are dedicating the house of horrors in our amusement park, in honor of the late Captain Crunch, (despite the fact that he tortured thousands of umons. We are willing to let bygones be bygones. R.I.P. Captain Crunch. The house of horrors has been appropriately dedicated to you.
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