Why We Don’t Use The Bidet…

bidet copyWhen we first signed our contract it specifically stated no pets. However, we have a spider living in the bidet. It’s pretty large and I prefer not to disturb it since it seems to be minding it’s own business. The thought did cross my mind to turn on the faucet just to see what will happen, but I don’t want to clog the bidet. I read on line that it’s a good idea to keep these things clean.

Sandy was looking out the window and saw smoke and fire up the block. It’s a very small town and it would be a terrible shame if it burned down. So we ventured out to investigate:


Turns out it was some sort of fire drill. Not as exciting as the spider in the bidet. Luckily PippiFax was open and we were able to sit outside and have a beer. IMG_4165

Unusual because it was after 8PM. Off to Saarbrücken on Friday.


About cherylgross

Illustrator and author of the Z Factor. Professor Pratt Institute and Bloomfield College. Motion graphic collaborations with poet Nicelle Davis include: In The Circus Of You, Becoming Judas and The Poster Reads; ACTIVE SHOOTER EVENT, travel the video poetry festival circuit. See resume at www.cmgross.com/pages/resume.htm for other accomplishments.
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