Although the umons have legal status, Trump issues them to be deported to Karpland anyway. This is life under his administration.
Interesting development: rumor has it that Trump’s youngest son Barron carries the Z chromosome and is indeed umon. This irks him completely and of course he is trying not to let this leak out to the press.
Trumps Delusion: When Trump smells a “deal”, he jumps on it. He is busy trying to take over Petropolis Ludwigshafen and has decided to convert the U~BUZZ factory into a hotel and casino. Wants to throw in a few condos as well. MALL ART is in on this too.
Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.